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Bác nào dịch hộ em cái (Nguồn http://notastarvingartist.com/post/12766897643)

1/They rather hold their bulky camera, than hold hands with you.
Bọn chúng thà giữ cai máy anh to đùng còn hơn là cầm tay bạn

2/On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.”
Vào một một ngày đầy lãng mạn, bạn ngắm mặt trời lặn lòng nghĩ "Ôi! Thật là đẹp" còn bọn chúng nghĩ "KHóa gương, đặt chân máy, độ mở 8, tốc độ 1/125"(Chú thích: Bài niệm khi chụp mặt trời lặn)

3/You’ll never be able to enjoy tv, movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws.
Bạn sẽ không khi nào để thưởng thức Tivi, phim, tạp chí vì bon chúng luôn lèm bèm chỉ ra các sai sót về hình ảnh

4/They like to sit in obscure coffee shop and voyeuristically watch people for great lengths of time.
Bọn chúng khoái ngồi trong những hàng cafe tối tăm ngắm mọi người suốt cả ngày

5/If you’re taking a walk outside and you come across some “interesting light” they will make you sit/stand/pose in public so that they can take a photo.
Khi bạn đang dạo chơi và ngang qua một "Ánh sáng đẹp" thế là chúng bắt bạn đứng ngồi tạo dáng giưa đám đông cốt chỉ để chúng chụp ảnh

6/You’ll never get to enjoy freshly cooked meals because they’ll spend 15 minutes taking 20 variations of the same dish with their iPhone.
Bạn không thể có cơ hội có một bưa ăn ngon lành vì bọn chúng sẵn sàng bỏ ra 15 phút để chụp 20 kiểu ảnh cái đia thức ăn bằng Iphone

7/They get angry when your friends go up to them and say “I am interested in photography, can you recommend a good camera for me? Nothing professional I just want to take pretty pictures.”
Bọn chúng sẽ rất tức giận nếu bạn của bạn đến gặp và nói "Tôi rất thích chụp ảnh, bạn có thể khuyên tôi mua cái máy ảnh nào không? Không cần máy chuyên nghiệp cốt sao có ảnh đẹp là được."

8/You’ll wait longer for them to finish analyzing art in a museum than you’ll wait at the dmv
Bạn sẽ phải đợi chúng kết thúc buổi phân tích nghệ thuật ở bảo tàng lâu hơn nhiều khi bạn phải đợi ở DMV(Bến xe, chỗ thuê ô tô )

9/Same goes with old used bookstores.
Điều tương tự như trên cũng xảy ra ở cửa hàng bán sách

10/When you think they’re giving you their undivided attention, they’re really wondering how they could fix you with a little Clone Tool and Patch Tool.
KHi bạn nghĩ chúng toàn tâm toàn ý với bạn đó là lúc chúng loay hoay say sưa lần mò tự hỏi làm sao sửa lỗi cái ảnh của bạn với công cụ Clone (sao chép các vùng) hay các công cụ làm nhoeg, xóa sẹo....(Trên photoshop)

11/Or they are actually using you to not look so creepy as they people watch everything going on around you.
Hoặc là chúng đang thực sự làm bạn không tởm như những người xung quanh(cau này có vẻ dịch chưa tinh

12/They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than a purse for you.
Bọn chúng sẵn sàng chi 1000USD hoặc hơn cho một cái kính hơn là đưa cho bạn

13/You can’t take a photo with them without taking at least five more.
Bạn không thể chụp ảnh với chúng mà không phải chụp đi chụp lại ít nhất 5 lần

14/If you ask them if you look fat, they’ll say “don’t worry I can photoshop you later.”
Nếu bạn nói với chúng mình hơi béo chúng sẽ nói "Đừng lo! Sẽ sửa bằng PS sau!"


15/They’ll never photoshop something simple for you if the content is not up to their “standards.”
16/That photo they randomly took of you yesterday? Good luck getting them to send it to you.
17/They spend all their time on the computer (and not for porn.)
18/They can’t have a normal conversation with throwing acronyms and random numbers.
19/They still use film cameras.
20/They spend a lot of time with people cooler than you i.e. models, actors, musicians, successful rich people.
21/They’ll be fussy over the position of a common household object, like a coffee cup.
22/They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Instagram.
23/They like watching old films that you’ve never heard or will ever understand.
24/They like looking at weird things in general.
25/Instead of having penis-envy, they have camera-gear-envy.
26/If there’s a natural disaster in a far away land, they’re already on a plane going over there.
27/Everything is watermarked.
28/They think everyone else’s photos suck.
29/They want to color correct a lot of scenes from Twilight and Jersey Shore.
30/They hate rainbows, especially ones spinning in a circle.
31/Whenever you’re in a group talking and the conversation goes deep, they’re taking notes in some form of Moleskine.
32/They use over priced Moleskine notebooks.
33/They like trespassing into old abandoned buildings filled with health hazards.
34/They always want to show a new photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not.
35/They hate your n00bie friend’s new artsy profile picture.
36/Bright, sunny days make them sad, but cloudy, overcast days are apparently great!
37/They’ll take you into places that have “culture” as well a high chance of getting mugged.
38/Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you.
39/You can’t go anywhere new without them stopping to take a photo of everything and anything.
40/They will always bug you to be a test subject.
41/Nothing can ever be naturally pretty, everything must be fixed in Photoshop.
42/Bringing their camera means, bringing 50lbs of equipment.
43/If you break any of their things on accident, you’ll owe them thousands of dollars.
44/You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500
45/They are natural hoarders, collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and other things that “inspire” them.
46/They are weird and geeky.
47/They have hard drives of photos, but probably have printed 10 images.
48/They are always secretly judging your creativity.
49/If you’re ever in auto mode, they laugh at you.
50/They orgasm every time they learn a new lighting technique.